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poedaughter7I so don't post in this journal as much as I want to post. So here goes, amusing quotes for a new part of the year.
I was thinking of the shows about to get to San Antonio soon, when I happened to pick up my copy of the book Etiquette for Outlaws.
From the forward: "As an attorney practicing in California, I have seen firsthand the tragic consequences of much of the behavior described in this book."
Gen of the Genitorturers band interview.
pg 114 of the book
EFO:"Should you tell a person about any intimate piercings before you go to bed with them?
Gen: "In some instances it's probably a really good idea. Especially a man with -let's say-a very large genital piercing such as an O-gauge Prince Albert. I would think at that point they should probably mention something before any sort of contact takes place. That's something somebody should be prepared for."
The second funnyiest thing I saw this week that needs reposting is this little snippet I saw on another journal.
Tamale chef allegedly murders, cooks friend
Reuters | Submitted by: Bwana
"A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales. Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip. Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. 'We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed.'"
Yea, it's strange stuff. Yet I am easily amused.
I was thinking of the shows about to get to San Antonio soon, when I happened to pick up my copy of the book Etiquette for Outlaws.
From the forward: "As an attorney practicing in California, I have seen firsthand the tragic consequences of much of the behavior described in this book."
Gen of the Genitorturers band interview.
pg 114 of the book
EFO:"Should you tell a person about any intimate piercings before you go to bed with them?
Gen: "In some instances it's probably a really good idea. Especially a man with -let's say-a very large genital piercing such as an O-gauge Prince Albert. I would think at that point they should probably mention something before any sort of contact takes place. That's something somebody should be prepared for."
The second funnyiest thing I saw this week that needs reposting is this little snippet I saw on another journal.
Tamale chef allegedly murders, cooks friend
Reuters | Submitted by: Bwana
"A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales. Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip. Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. 'We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed.'"
Yea, it's strange stuff. Yet I am easily amused.
